AlexSarzosa's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[THE RETRO RAGER: Ep 1]

Damn, i'm fucking shocked at the lack of effort here.
Like seriously man, your drawing style isn't horrible, the colors are passable and all, but like, how did you get the worst voice actor on the planet to do lines for your video?!
and that is the fucking LEAST of your problems my friend.
Just because there is animation (if you consider badly motion tweened movements animation) the video consists mostly of pokemon blue gameplay footage.
if this was supposed to be a parody of video game reviewers like AVGN/ irate gamer, you failed, having a monotone boring as droning voice talk about how pokemon "sure is crazy" isn't a good parody. The video was overall boring, next time try incorporating more movement, interesting dialogue, and a better parody of the subject matter.
i'm sure this review has infuriated you enough so ill stop, i only hope that episode 2 is actually bearable to watch.

[Star Wars Christmas Special | TheJamCave]

i was delightfully surprised.
truthfully, i'm not the biggest jam cave fan, its a style of humor that i don't really like yet i have respect for it, and i would say that this cartoon is a better example of the jam caves work. the humor was cutesy and the dialogue made me feel very, "christmassy" (like, jolly or some shit i dunno). The Darth Vader mom was also pretty hot so that was cool, and i like all the painted shit like the Luke and Vader figures. there was a lot of tweeny stuff in there that could've easily been replaced by frame by frame, but the extreme poses were solid enough to justify it.
it might not be exactly my cup of tea, but never the less it is still a cup of tea i can enjoy and have a lot of respect for. great work.

hbrunav responds:

Thanks man, we know we have a lot of things to improve (specially in the writing, but it's a bit hard when you have to rush things for a 48 hours challenge). Anyway, I wish everyone with a "dislike" opinion would be as respectful and mature as you :P

[New Years Resolutions]

this was pretty bland,
like, motion tweening stick men esc drawings to an ok song isn't anything too new or exciting. Personally i would figure out your style, its ok if you just wanna do simplistic stuff, but it feels like you aren't entirely comfortable with it yet. overall there were some scenes that were funny, but not enough for this to be front page.
id like to see what you make in the future, because you have an alright sense of humor and the potential to do some pretty cool stuff.

[Hang Out... Now?]

your not stamper.

Krutches responds:

Am so!

[ET Collab]

baaaa

[DORKS]

what a gay

[Robot Boy Show - 12/29/2015]

really astounding work,
Robot jones, ive known you for a while now, and being able to work close by your side has been a dream come true. Im sure you dont need me to say how good you are, but i feel that i must; Robot Jones you are perfect in every way.
colors, lines, shading, backgrounds, voice work, what else can i say?
keep on keepin on Robot jones, keep on keepin on.

robot-jones responds:

this is good but you arent flikkernicht

[Rule 34 Samara]

here's the deal,
having memes of Ryan storm that you didn't make and drawing crazy urban towel faces wont make you urban towel, sorry to be the asshole here but if no one else is gonna say it i then guess i will.
try finalizing your lines so they don't look so rough, also, why are his eyes grey? it doesn't fit with the color pallet you've chosen, witch isn't much of a diverse pallet to begin with.
i don't get the jokes either, a "hot girl" comes out of the screen an the guy gets a boner (and turns into an urban towel drawing for some reason), then a black Santa jerks him off and south park plays. like, what?
whatever man, i hope you get better at art, practice anatomy, practice line art, and practice writing.
merry Christmas.

Imprez responds:

there were only 2 ryanstorm memes, and one urban towel reference, I'm not trying to be anyone else, the only reason why I even did it because Bill suggested it to me. I guess I can agree with you on the color palette, but honestly this was just some shitty filler, so I never really did too much cleanup, but I am working harder with cleanup and color palettes and shading more on my next cartoons I'm working on. You'd get the joke if you saw the Ring, the Black Santa was just lul random humor and I have no idea why you're bringing up the South Park clip as it has nothing to do with the actual cartoon, just the outro. And I will get better, thanks.

[Skate Night]

fam happy Christmas is good happy fam. but if x=fam, what is y? life escapes my hands like sand through my fingers, slipping away. the fam is christymas, but happy is christmas with fam. fam christmass is unreliable, dont let him shoot first hell do it dont you strike him twice my chumbo lumbo. ah thats the name, thats the name. i see now. i get it.
happy Christmas fam.

[The Good Dinosaur Collab]

fucking perfect. I didn't get to see the finished product until just now, and all the skits were a million times better then mine, awesome fucking job.

Conahugh responds:

Nah man, your style is really fuckin rad. Don't put yourself down like that, i'd kill to have the ability to draw facial expressions with the amount of detail you do. You got mad skills, dude, and don't think otherwise. Anyway, thanks for the compliment, man, much appreciated.